| Name: | Mr. Wiener |
| Date of Birth: | unknown |
| Occupation: | TV Star |
| City: | Vienna |
| Country: | Austria |
| Religion: | atheist |
| Interests: | Girls + Party + TV |
| Music: | The Makeout Party, Kap Bambino, Dan Deacon, Mr. Oizo, CSS, Bombo, DFA, Hot Chip, Soulwax, TTC, Animal Collective, Ed Banger, The Kills, Dandiwind, Bizarre Inc., Golden Bug, David Bowie, Otto Europa; |
| Television: | Senf TV, porn & cartoons |
| Movies: | Delikatessen, Taxidermia, Idioten |
| Books: | Comics, Pynchon, Bukowski & Robert Crumb, Keruac, Tom Robbins; |
| Food: | organic food & senf | Drinker: | beer, booze, liquor, champagne, wine, whisky, fusel oil |
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It is to say first that Mr. Wiener is a hedonistic little wanker. Coming from the ultra-Catholic "pro meat" Wiener-clan he still rebels against their values, by means of misbehaviour and being bone idle. That explains why he gets nasty from time to time, attacks people, insults them or beats them up. But he acts in good faith. In fact he's rather a charming guy, entertaining and open-minded who likes to make new friends. He's the archetype of the easy-going daydreamer, a curious fellow but also a lazy bum. With loveable naivety he explores our world and drops one clanger after another. Although he's got the looks (he's very changeable!) he's not a ladies man - when getting close to girls he's inhibited. Nonetheless he became Senf TV's first and only male member. Together with the three Senf-girls Susi, Veronika and Jennifer he produced this monthly TV-Show featuring underground art, music and clubculture at OKTO, Viennas Community channel:
Marking the antipode to Senfs feminist attitude, this inapprehensible collaboration lasted well for quite some time and so they worked happily together in perfectly wonderful harmony...until the four of them decided to enter the Big Senf TV competition and locked themselves in the Senf-container over a period of one week. Mr. Wieners increasing airs and graces caused several altercations and a painfull incident. In series Senf TV split up and their successfull TV Show came to an abrupt end. Mr. Wiener who never had a real job before Senf TV was out of work again. To kill time he founded the International Vegan Group and became a radical vegetarian and anti-fast food activist. His movement found many followers and became a world wide trend but soon he was sacked by the more moderate members of the International Vegan Group for his capricious and violent attacks against hot-dog stands and his rude behaviour towards the press. After this humiliation he followed new trails, exploring the Viennese clubscene with Dr. Albino. Soon he lost consciousness and passed out for a couple of months, then vanished into thin air. No one knows where he's been and what he was up to since... But he wouldn't be called Mr. Wiener if he didn't reappear for good. Now he's back again, stronger and more distasteful than ever. His aim is to jump back into showbiz and to conquer the internet.
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